when a male gets blueballed not because his ladyfriend is in his
head or playing hard to
get, put purely due to lack of experience, i.e. she has no idea what the
fuck she's doing down there.
Bro #1: Bro, how was your night last night? I saw you making out with that chick...
Bro #2: Bro. I got newballed. She tried, but she was just clueless, so I told her to stop. I think she's a
virgin or some
shit.
Bro #1: What a newb. I'm so
sorry, bro.
Bro #2, sadly: Yeah.