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A town where cows outnumber the people 3 to 1. A place where it is normal to date 3rd cousins. One might also be inclined while visiting to go to a tractor pull or participate in activities such as cow tipping and possum beating.
"Where are you from?"
"Newville, where all my neighbors are cows."
by Rabbitgrass February 24, 2014
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A shitty town in PA that no one wants to go to because it is filled with hillbilly hicks and smells like shit outside everyday.
"My GPS wants me to go through newville, but I chose another route because I don't want to smell like shit."
by FunkTrump October 13, 2016
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