newmill 

newmill is where the pikeys live. but they have a good chinese

dinna go to newmill your shit will get stolen

newmill by ScotBu1903 February 1, 2018

newville 

A town where cows outnumber the people 3 to 1. A place where it is normal to date 3rd cousins. One might also be inclined while visiting to go to a tractor pull or participate in activities such as cow tipping and possum beating.

"Where are you from?"
"Newville, where all my neighbors are cows."

newville by Rabbitgrass March 3, 2014

newkiller 

An americanization of 'nuclear'. This is a pronounciation, not a spelling.

"Howdy y'all, i hear they're testing newkiller bombs over there!"

newkiller by Craig Edwards August 6, 2006

newville 

A shitty town in PA that no one wants to go to because it is filled with hillbilly hicks and smells like shit outside everyday.

"My GPS wants me to go through newville, but I chose another route because I don't want to smell like shit."

newville by FunkTrump October 13, 2016

Newville PA

Piece of shit town. Nuff' said. All you can do is eat shitty pizza, watch shitty football games, go to a shitty school, and newville girls are a synonym for newville pizza. Cops are dickheads and the tree is horrible. WARNING: Visitors prone to experience fits of rage from experiencing such a shitty town.

Kid 1: Where we going, man?

Kid 2: Newville PA

Kid 1: I fuckin' hate that piece of shit town.

Newville PA by Lets eat babies! May 16, 2011

Nathan newville 

A dickhead who will always make fun of your last name and then proceed to giggle like a little girl

"Did you see Nathan newville today?"
"Yeah, being a shitface, like usual"

Nathan newville by Kkk666691738420 March 10, 2016

jamie neumiller 

A girl who goes to a small town in the middle of the corn state that only has one main attraction, the Windy City. She thinks she’s amazing because her family is rich and potato farmers.
and also for some reason tells people she’s 19.
Be safe out there boys, she’s a unique one

We all know about your purple monster account. You can’t hide from us. Jamie neumiller

jamie neumiller by weedman_12 December 27, 2021