Netium 

A word to describe a mexican with a massive dick.

A cool dude.

that fellow over there is a netium

Netium by NetiumThelitreat March 13, 2018

netime

means 'anytime' but typed quicker, more properly typed 'N.E. time'

hey thanks for the TK fucker.

netime.

netime by The Grét Man October 27, 2006

Nexium nexus 

The point at which you realize that you have to take medication and/or go to the doctor for your heartburn. and/or other gastrointestinal problems.

Ohhhhh, man! My stomach and my chest are really bothering me. I've reached the Nexium nexus!

Nexium nexus by pentozali June 30, 2007

nexium 

cocaine with purple food coloring in it. Depressed old people who SAY they have "Acid Reflux" often down these pills and get high. Nexium is just a pill that probably doesn't do anything but give fat people the advantage to go back to jack in the box and order a few Big ass Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburgers. Shit.

Now there is the purple pill called nexium! Why do you think D12 made a song about it? Maybe because its actually.. coke?

nexium by bojzzle July 9, 2004

nedium 

NEDIUM is a rare mineral only found in the shantytowns of SE Asia. When taken orally with water it will give a person the percieved ability to always be in the right.

It's known side effects are pronounced shrinking of the male genitalia, general grumpiness, enlarged vocabulary, grammatical imprecision, extreme superciliousness, the wearing of rough textured skirts and a penchant for half melted Toblerones.

My friend Balders took his daily dose of nedium and proclaimed that fish breath through air not water...given the power of this wonder drug I reluctantly had to agree with him...which, of course, made us both wrong...he then onzed a local Hublot wearing businessman for no apparent reason as is his way...

nedium by baldricksrightnipple July 11, 2012

nedium 

NEDIUM is a rare mineral only found in the shantytowns of SE Asia. When taken orally with water it will give a person the perceived ability to always be in the right.

It's known side effects are pronounced shrinking of the male genitalia, general grumpiness, enlarged vocabulary, grammatical imprecision, extreme superciliousness, the wearing of rough textured skirts and a penchant for half melted Toblerones.

My friend Balders took his daily dose of nedium and proclaimed that fish breath through air not water...given the power of this wonder drug I reluctantly had to agree with him...which, of course, made us both wrong...he then onzed a local Hublot wearing businessman for no apparent reason as is his way...

nedium by potwhorethreadcrapper November 5, 2012

netjump 

The art of jumping over a pickleball net with a badminton racquet in hand, the cock is hit against a wall and over the net while the athlete must clear the net and return the already served cock. Nearly impossible, but accomplishable.

"Hey guys, check this out, I'm gunna hit the cock against the wall and jump over the net and hit it back." -Andy
Barf-curdle-laugh- class

netjump by andyfellovernet June 21, 2003