Netium
that fellow over there is a netium
Netium by NetiumThelitreat March 13, 2018
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netime
netime by The Grét Man October 27, 2006
Nexium nexus
The point at which you realize that you have to take medication and/or go to the doctor for your heartburn. and/or other gastrointestinal problems.
Nexium nexus by pentozali June 30, 2007
nexium
cocaine with purple food coloring in it. Depressed old people who SAY they have "Acid Reflux" often down these pills and get high. Nexium is just a pill that probably doesn't do anything but give fat people the advantage to go back to jack in the box and order a few Big ass Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburgers. Shit.
nedium
NEDIUM is a rare mineral only found in the shantytowns of SE Asia. When taken orally with water it will give a person the percieved ability to always be in the right.
It's known side effects are pronounced shrinking of the male genitalia, general grumpiness, enlarged vocabulary, grammatical imprecision, extreme superciliousness, the wearing of rough textured skirts and a penchant for half melted Toblerones.
It's known side effects are pronounced shrinking of the male genitalia, general grumpiness, enlarged vocabulary, grammatical imprecision, extreme superciliousness, the wearing of rough textured skirts and a penchant for half melted Toblerones.
My friend Balders took his daily dose of nedium and proclaimed that fish breath through air not water...given the power of this wonder drug I reluctantly had to agree with him...which, of course, made us both wrong...he then onzed a local Hublot wearing businessman for no apparent reason as is his way...
nedium by baldricksrightnipple July 11, 2012
nedium
NEDIUM is a rare mineral only found in the shantytowns of SE Asia. When taken orally with water it will give a person the perceived ability to always be in the right.
It's known side effects are pronounced shrinking of the male genitalia, general grumpiness, enlarged vocabulary, grammatical imprecision, extreme superciliousness, the wearing of rough textured skirts and a penchant for half melted Toblerones.
It's known side effects are pronounced shrinking of the male genitalia, general grumpiness, enlarged vocabulary, grammatical imprecision, extreme superciliousness, the wearing of rough textured skirts and a penchant for half melted Toblerones.
My friend Balders took his daily dose of nedium and proclaimed that fish breath through air not water...given the power of this wonder drug I reluctantly had to agree with him...which, of course, made us both wrong...he then onzed a local Hublot wearing businessman for no apparent reason as is his way...
nedium by potwhorethreadcrapper November 5, 2012
netjump
The art of jumping over a pickleball net with a badminton racquet in hand, the cock is hit against a wall and over the net while the athlete must clear the net and return the already served cock. Nearly impossible, but accomplishable.
"Hey guys, check this out, I'm gunna hit the cock against the wall and jump over the net and hit it back." -Andy
Barf-curdle-laugh- class
Barf-curdle-laugh- class
netjump by andyfellovernet June 21, 2003
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