NEDIUM is a rare mineral only found in the shantytowns of SE Asia. When
taken orally with water it
will give a person the percieved ability to
always be in the right.
It's known side effects are pronounced shrinking of the male genitalia, general grumpiness, enlarged vocabulary, grammatical imprecision, extreme superciliousness, the wearing of rough textured skirts and a penchant for half melted Toblerones.
My
friend Balders took his daily dose of nedium and proclaimed that fish breath through
air not water...given the power of this wonder
drug I reluctantly had to agree with him...which, of course, made us both wrong...he then onzed a local Hublot wearing businessman for no apparent reason as is his way...