netjump 

The art of jumping over a pickleball net with a badminton racquet in hand, the cock is hit against a wall and over the net while the athlete must clear the net and return the already served cock. Nearly impossible, but accomplishable.

"Hey guys, check this out, I'm gunna hit the cock against the wall and jump over the net and hit it back." -Andy
Barf-curdle-laugh- class

netjump by andyfellovernet June 21, 2003

nextjumped 

When you work at a company for so many hours a day and a rather lengthy duration that you no longer are aware of things going on in the world you, at least, physically occupy.

When you have to work on a Saturday or Sunday without extra pay or comp time due to a ridiculous task having to be done ASAP.

A new movie just came out that you would normally be interested in but have no idea of its existence, although it has been widely advertised. You just got nextjumped.

nextjumped by nxjfatman November 22, 2009

netdump

To spend all your money on a specific thing (high tier @s, roblox limiteds and etc.) often used by comboys and poor skids

he netdumped his money on a CF now he's broke

netdump by Xanehvhboss May 2, 2026