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NEDIUM is a rare mineral only found in the shantytowns of SE Asia. When taken orally with water it will give a person the percieved ability to always be in the right.

It's known side effects are pronounced shrinking of the male genitalia, general grumpiness, enlarged vocabulary, grammatical imprecision, extreme superciliousness, the wearing of rough textured skirts and a penchant for half melted Toblerones.
My friend Balders took his daily dose of nedium and proclaimed that fish breath through air not water...given the power of this wonder drug I reluctantly had to agree with him...which, of course, made us both wrong...he then onzed a local Hublot wearing businessman for no apparent reason as is his way...
nedium by baldricksrightnipple July 11, 2012
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NEDIUM is a rare mineral only found in the shantytowns of SE Asia. When taken orally with water it will give a person the perceived ability to always be in the right.

It's known side effects are pronounced shrinking of the male genitalia, general grumpiness, enlarged vocabulary, grammatical imprecision, extreme superciliousness, the wearing of rough textured skirts and a penchant for half melted Toblerones.
My friend Balders took his daily dose of nedium and proclaimed that fish breath through air not water...given the power of this wonder drug I reluctantly had to agree with him...which, of course, made us both wrong...he then onzed a local Hublot wearing businessman for no apparent reason as is his way...
nedium by potwhorethreadcrapper November 5, 2012
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Nedim a name of Arab descent meaning a trusty and loyal friend.
People with this name are mysterious and tend to intrigue people around them.
They are deep minded and have a good memory when it comes to a lot of things.
They like the small things in life.
Shy yet very interesting when u get to know them.
They enjoy music and poetry.
P.S They are complete idiots when it comes to messing around with people.
The sea is as deep as Nedims mind.
He looks so Nedim.
Nedim by Bananice June 9, 2018
AWSOME with capital letters and in all aspects of the word. when your nedim, your the cool, quiet type.
Your one cool Nedim!
Nedim by Frozen June 24, 2004
Når man skal forklare noget på et niveau, så alle kan forstå det.
1: Eisteins relativitetsteori er utrolig interessant, jeg syntes.....
2: Kan du neddumme den for mig ?
neddumme by ABVM March 7, 2016
Have friend that is called Nedim? Use their english name No Smoke
Hey No Smoke! What is up?
nedim by whodisnotme December 3, 2019

Nexium nexus 

The point at which you realize that you have to take medication and/or go to the doctor for your heartburn. and/or other gastrointestinal problems.
Ohhhhh, man! My stomach and my chest are really bothering me. I've reached the Nexium nexus!
Nexium nexus by pentozali June 30, 2007