NetCon

NetCon is the shortened word for Internet Connection.

My NetCon is not stable, I should restart the router.

by Scydex March 28, 2023

netbonics

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"

Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")

by Icky Thump December 15, 2008

neoconanderthal

An angry, invidious, regressive, hate-driven person who thrives on conflict and abhors anything intelligent, enlightening, factual, logical, rational, fair, balanced, liberal, progressive and non-passion-based.

A person who is driven by their passion-based beliefs and who hates sound intelligent reasoning.

i.e.,

Joe discovered that he could effortlessly rile a "neoconanderthal" by merely pointing out several, key, intelligent facts that proved to all that Sarah Palin was simply just not knowledgeable enough to ever be deemed a serious candidate in any future Presidential election.

by ZonaCat Hansen August 30, 2009

Neoconfundagelical

noun. neo-conservative-fundamentalist-evangelical.

An individual who is overwhelmed with the compulsion to hoard money and guns for Jesus and shoot anyone who gets in their way or a modern republican.

Sarah Palin is the overlord of the neoconfundagelicals

Jim Boehner just became the speaker of the house, I hope that neoconfundagelical chokes on his gavel

by WartburgKnight January 5, 2011

netonym

An acronym commonly used on the internet or by text.

LOL} is a netonym. Other examples of netonyms include WTF}, OMG, BRB, STFU, AND GFY.

by asif70 April 13, 2016

Netbong

1: A long amount of time spent on the computer (particularly on the internet) after which you feel as if you are in a daze, somewhat literally light-headed, and so forth.

2: The feeling you get after doing the above.

'Is Alex effing high or what?' 'Nah, he's just had a netbong.'

by ChillyPhilly January 30, 2009

neoconomist

Proponent of the economic doctrine that up is down.

Last month 250,000 workers lost their jobs. Therefore companies will have fewer workers to pay. This explains the 300 point rally on the DJI according to leading neoconomists.

by markincorsicana April 19, 2008