netbonics

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"

Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")

by Icky Thump December 15, 2008

Noobonics

1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.

John - Did you meet the new kid in the chat?
Sara - Yeah, but I couldn't understand his noobonics.

by dbieon12 March 8, 2008

Netflonics

The 20 seconds of time between episodes on Netflixs.

I am going to take a piss during the the Netflonics.

by Bubbayum October 5, 2016

Negronics

The dialect of African-American (Negroes), closely related to ebonics.

(White male)Robert F. Williams III: Hello there, I'm sorry to interupt you, but do you know where I can find the nearest gas station?
(Black male)Lysol to Jamal: Lemme take carrr of this mohafuking shiz
(Black male)Lysol: Whata FUCK you want stupidass crackalacka?
(White male)Robert F. Williams III: I'm very sorry for disturbing you sir, I will politely, and quietly dismiss myself now.
(Black male)Jamal: Yo Lysol Ima pop a cap in this bitches mohafuking crackalack'n ass.

by CMBNIGGA April 29, 2004

Nerdbonics

All internet users who type using ebonics.

This new video card is off the shizzle.

by Butch October 13, 2004

nephonics

Slang used by nerds. Similar to that of ebonics just directed a nerds. A combination of nerd and phonics.

Normal Guy: What's up man?
Nerd: I am just pwning some noobs pulling off l33t headshots!
Normal Guy: Err.. Yeah.. Sorry I don't speak nephonics.

by Bobby Bubbleness August 4, 2009

Nyebonics

The made up vocabulary used by the famous Bill Nye the Science Guy. It is a play on the word ebonics which is consequently a play on the word phonics. Two words, typically of scientific significance, are made into one for comedic purposes.

"... finding microbes on Mars. Call them Marscrobes. That's Nyebonics for you guys."
-- Bill Nye speaking at the University of Florida

by CBash November 29, 2007