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netbonics 

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"
Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")
netbonics by Icky Thump December 15, 2008
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Noobonics 

1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.

John - Did you meet the new kid in the chat?
Sara - Yeah, but I couldn't understand his noobonics.
Noobonics by dbieon12 March 8, 2008
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Netflonics 

The 20 seconds of time between episodes on Netflixs.
I am going to take a piss during the the Netflonics.
Netflonics by Bubbayum October 5, 2016

Negronics 

The dialect of African-American (Negroes), closely related to ebonics.
(White male)Robert F. Williams III: Hello there, I'm sorry to interupt you, but do you know where I can find the nearest gas station?
(Black male)Lysol to Jamal: Lemme take carrr of this mohafuking shiz
(Black male)Lysol: Whata FUCK you want stupidass crackalacka?
(White male)Robert F. Williams III: I'm very sorry for disturbing you sir, I will politely, and quietly dismiss myself now.
(Black male)Jamal: Yo Lysol Ima pop a cap in this bitches mohafuking crackalack'n ass.
Negronics by CMBNIGGA April 29, 2004

Nerdbonics 

All internet users who type using ebonics.
This new video card is off the shizzle.
Nerdbonics by Butch October 13, 2004

nephonics 

Slang used by nerds. Similar to that of ebonics just directed a nerds. A combination of nerd and phonics.
Normal Guy: What's up man?
Nerd: I am just pwning some noobs pulling off l33t headshots!
Normal Guy: Err.. Yeah.. Sorry I don't speak nephonics.
nephonics by Bobby Bubbleness August 4, 2009
The made up vocabulary used by the famous Bill Nye the Science Guy. It is a play on the word ebonics which is consequently a play on the word phonics. Two words, typically of scientific significance, are made into one for comedic purposes.
"... finding microbes on Mars. Call them Marscrobes. That's Nyebonics for you guys."
-- Bill Nye speaking at the University of Florida
Nyebonics by CBash November 29, 2007
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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