Neoconservative; a misnomer for the American Neo-Stalinist movement (aka the Neo-Republican LeftRight).
Supposedly Neocons are socialists and leftists that “crossed the aisle” to the Right. However, in reality they remain somewhere in the middle, and off to the evil side. Neocons are evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of devil can really understand. Most Neocons are mentally-ill velociraptors, Ivy-League psychopaths, or sheltered bourgeois, who are not so much stupid as naïve, insane, and delusional. The Neoconservative movement is a figure of hatred for both the traditional individualist Right and their former comrades on the Old Left.
Like true communists, Neocons believe the tax-paying public are obligated to spend their lives working to fund the testing of their evilly-retarded military theories. Unlike other communists, however, they don’t give a shit whether their comrades have shelter, medical care, or any of the other basic necessities of life, and fanatically endorse socialized militarism at the expense of real public needs.
The Neocon’s idea of war is like the virgin’s idea of sex. Neocons are utterly, totally, and completely ignorant of war and the military. No Neocon has ever served in the military, and veterans are categorically excluded from being called a Neocon. Neocons used their wealth and privilege to avoid their generation’s war, yet feel they are qualified experts on the subject. Other than Powell, there was not 5 minutes of actual military experience in the entire Bush administration, which predictably resulted in the dumbest military maneuver since the Maginot Line (Operation Iraqi Freedumb).
The only achievement of the Neoconservative movement has been to render the term conservative meaningless. Neocons have looted the American treasury like a mob of criminally insane communists on methamphetamine, and yet still claim to be conservatives. Only a fool or a whore could consider Neocons to be actual conservatives
Supposedly Neocons are socialists and leftists that “crossed the aisle” to the Right. However, in reality they remain somewhere in the middle, and off to the evil side. Neocons are evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of devil can really understand. Most Neocons are mentally-ill velociraptors, Ivy-League psychopaths, or sheltered bourgeois, who are not so much stupid as naïve, insane, and delusional. The Neoconservative movement is a figure of hatred for both the traditional individualist Right and their former comrades on the Old Left.
Like true communists, Neocons believe the tax-paying public are obligated to spend their lives working to fund the testing of their evilly-retarded military theories. Unlike other communists, however, they don’t give a shit whether their comrades have shelter, medical care, or any of the other basic necessities of life, and fanatically endorse socialized militarism at the expense of real public needs.
The Neocon’s idea of war is like the virgin’s idea of sex. Neocons are utterly, totally, and completely ignorant of war and the military. No Neocon has ever served in the military, and veterans are categorically excluded from being called a Neocon. Neocons used their wealth and privilege to avoid their generation’s war, yet feel they are qualified experts on the subject. Other than Powell, there was not 5 minutes of actual military experience in the entire Bush administration, which predictably resulted in the dumbest military maneuver since the Maginot Line (Operation Iraqi Freedumb).
The only achievement of the Neoconservative movement has been to render the term conservative meaningless. Neocons have looted the American treasury like a mob of criminally insane communists on methamphetamine, and yet still claim to be conservatives. Only a fool or a whore could consider Neocons to be actual conservatives
If you’re an Iraqi Freedumb supporter, but don’t know your arse from your tits when it comes to war or fighting, you might be a Neocon.
by Neocon Hater April 27, 2008
Despite the name, neocons are neither new nor conservative. Neocons favor globalization, upper-class tax cuts to bankrupt the government, taxing only earned income, teaching that masturbation can cause pregnancy, banning gay marriage, ruling the world, and election systems which don't have a paper trail. Don't try to converse with neocons; they take any sort of criticism as censorship, and will often resort Serdar Argic-style debate tactics.
by Xyzzy January 10, 2005
Initially coined as a derogatory term for liberals - primarily Jewish ones - who became conservatives, the term has evolved to include "national greatness" conservatives (those who favour an expansive, activist foreign policy, especially where promotion of democracy abroad is concerned, over the isolationist impulses of traditional conservatives).
by CD Harris February 12, 2006
by fastacura.com September 23, 2003
Neoconservative. Originally used to describe left-wingers who crossed the floor, neocons are on the authoritarian right, rather than the traditionally conservative libertarian right. They tend to be very pro-war and adopt the mentality of "We're better than you and we know it."
Some more vulgar people call them Neocunts.
Some more vulgar people call them Neocunts.
"I don't really like Kerry, but I'd rather see him in power than those horrendous neocons who currently run things!"
by KHD October 12, 2004
Basically a word synonymous to names like John Bolton, Pompeo, Dick Cheney, Elliott Abrams, Robert Lighthizer, Peter Navarro etc. A small, but constant clique in the US administration that is responsible for most of the recent US military invasions around the globe.
neocon Pompeo: 'I was the CIA director. We lied, we cheated, we stole'
neocon John Bolton: It's All About The Oil.
neocon John Bolton: It's All About The Oil.
by revelator1812 May 23, 2019
1. Small group of politicians coming from as early as the Ford administration up to the Bush II administration.
2. Have a fake pretense about believing in smaller government. In reality believe in big spending and tax cuts for their wealthy political and business friends, hence deficit spending.
3. They fake being social conservatives, although true social conservatives believe they really care about social issues. Neocons distract the public by acting like they really care about social issues like gay marriage, abortion, and flag burning. Meanwhile they are busy conducting wars and stifling your freedom.
4. Believe in costly wars and creating boogeymen to try and make you think only they can keep you safe while they restrict your freedoms to "protect you". This is their signature issue, to help keep them in power.
5. Actually despise any types of small government advocates, Barry Goldwater, traditional live and let live conservative, and libertarians.
2. Have a fake pretense about believing in smaller government. In reality believe in big spending and tax cuts for their wealthy political and business friends, hence deficit spending.
3. They fake being social conservatives, although true social conservatives believe they really care about social issues. Neocons distract the public by acting like they really care about social issues like gay marriage, abortion, and flag burning. Meanwhile they are busy conducting wars and stifling your freedom.
4. Believe in costly wars and creating boogeymen to try and make you think only they can keep you safe while they restrict your freedoms to "protect you". This is their signature issue, to help keep them in power.
5. Actually despise any types of small government advocates, Barry Goldwater, traditional live and let live conservative, and libertarians.
George Bush I and II, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, are all a bunch of neocons.
by Monochromo June 23, 2006