Nerdmone

A nerdmone is data released by a cell, computer, or a laptop in one part of the user that affects all other aspects of life. Generally, only a small amount of nerdmone is required to alter a user’s life. In essence, it is a mechanical messenger that transports a signal from technology to a user. All technology users produce nerdmones; plant nerdmones are also called ubernerdmones. Nerdmones in animals are often transported in the graphics. Users respond to a nerdmone when they access specific technology for that nerdmone. The nerdmone binds to the user’s life, resulting in the activation of a data mechanism that ultimately leads to technology attachment.

Did you hear about the new game? My nerdmones are totally raging right now!

New app just came out, you wouldn't believe what my nerdmones are doing right now....

Nerdology includes the study of nerdmones and other nerd like things.

by The Craft August 26, 2013

NerdMolesting

Akin to NerdJacking but lasting for a much longer duration in excess of 45 minutes in one session. To a point at which the NerdMolesting victim falls asleep or enters a comatose state.

That poor new guy was subjected to NerdMolesting for over two hours with detailed descriptions of the companies programs and networks by that IT guy Keith. I heard they had to haul him off in an ambulance due to his coma.

by Amazinglee July 15, 2011

nerdzone

Someone who is in the nerdzone is in a VIRTUAL friendzone as in he never actually met the person who friendzoned him/her in real life.

Did you hear about Daigora getting nerdzoned? He never even met her before she friendzoned him!

by Braintelligence January 22, 2014

Nerdmonter1324

A Faggot gamer who sucks at games and lives in his natural habitat in Saginaw Michigan . A Nerdmonter1324 can be found sucking Cock behind the local Blockbuster for V Bucks or Psn cards

Guy1: Yo did see Nerdmonter1324 behind Blockbuster.

Guy2: Yeah he must be low on V Bucks

by 3x Poon slayer February 9, 2019

Nerdboner

when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.

Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..

by Claytopen October 2, 2011

nerdbone

A highly intelligent, yet often misunderstood, person. Often seen camping out in the hallways near their math professor's office engaged in highly stimulating conversations on esoteric, yet important (they would say), issues dominating the math world.

If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.

Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.

Tom: Did you see they were coming out with a new Star Wars movie?

Bob: No.

Bill: Did you know, that by the laws defined by Cauchy, et al. laid down in the spectacular book " Scientific Knowledge for the Socially Inept", that laser guns...

Tom: Hey, nerdbone, is that your Taurus being towed?

by nerdbone January 17, 2011

nerdmonger

Named after the idiot guy in Japan that came up with the idea for "CAMERA PHONES." These will soon be the bane of society as they will allow it to become TOO easy for those with them to collect "evidence" of those of us who choose to remain anonymous in society.

Hey you nerdmonger, put your camera phone away in the women's locker room!

by Kavey October 12, 2004