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nerdmonger 

Named after the idiot guy in Japan that came up with the idea for "CAMERA PHONES." These will soon be the bane of society as they will allow it to become TOO easy for those with them to collect "evidence" of those of us who choose to remain anonymous in society.
Hey you nerdmonger, put your camera phone away in the women's locker room!
nerdmonger by Kavey October 12, 2004
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nerdlinger 

nerdlinger by Conor June 9, 2004

Negamonger

An individual that seeks to post or repost horrific negative dipictions, news, acts etc., on social media reveling in it's shock value.
Roger likes to post pictures of fatal car crashes and violent acts on his timeline. Roger is a negamonger,
Negamonger by Wise Council April 15, 2013

nerdlinger 

1. The emphatic form of "nerd."
2. A term used by Futurama co-creator David X. Cohen to describe obsessive fans of the show.
Translated from the Futurama Season 4 DVD Box Set:
*THIS DVD INCLUDES A SPECIALLY ENCODED EASTER EGG WHICH YOU ARE NOW METICULOUSLY TRANSLATING FROM AN ALIEN LANGUAGE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND COMPULSIVE NERDLINGER. HOW SAD. ITS ESPECIALLY SAD IF YOU DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH AND YOU HAVE TO TRANSLATE THE ALIEN LANGUAGE INTO ENGLISH AND THEN INTO YOUR OWN TONGUE AND YOU COME UPON A WORD LIKE NERDLINGER WHICH REALLY ISN'T A WORD AT ALL. BUT STILL APTLY DESCRIBES SOMEONE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY TRASLATE SUCH A WORD. TWICE. AND THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE READING THIS TRANSLATION ON A FUTURAMA NEWSGROUP AREN'T ANY BETTER. WE LURK ON THOSE NEWSGROUPS AND WE KNOW WHAT NERDLINGERS YOU GUYS ARE. TOO. OF COURSE. YOU'RE ALSO PROBABLY OUR BIGGEST FANS. WHICH IS SAD IN ITS OWN WAY. BUT. SINCE YOU WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE TO TRANSLATE AN EASTER EGG. WE DO OWE YOU SOMETHING. SO HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT THE SHOW. THE WRITERS. PRODUCERS. DIRECTORS. AND MOST OF THE ACTORS WHO WORKED ON THE SHOW ARE ALL NERDLINGERS. TOO.
nerdlinger by A Nerdlinger September 7, 2004

nerdlinger 

Set off the bra bomb when Dean Bitterman had the President of the U.S to College University.
nerdlinger by Mortenson January 24, 2004

nerdlingerer 

Male nerd = player wannabe. Cant shake it or lose it in crowd. Wont go away ever. Looks a little cute but no persenalty to back it up. Can be used as it trys to use you to improbe its game. Age badly = get fat and uglier and nerdyer.
femme1: oh fuck, here comes that nerdlingerer again
femme2: shit, did you tell him we were here?!
femme1: no its a stalker too
femme2: man, i just want it to clean my car and now it wont go away - whatzitwant?!
femme1: a daate?
both: hahahahahahahahahaha

Nerdmonter1324 

A Faggot gamer who sucks at games and lives in his natural habitat in Saginaw Michigan . A Nerdmonter1324 can be found sucking Cock behind the local Blockbuster for V Bucks or Psn cards
Guy1: Yo did see Nerdmonter1324 behind Blockbuster.

Guy2: Yeah he must be low on V Bucks
Nerdmonter1324 by 3x Poon slayer February 9, 2019
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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