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nerdzone

Someone who is in the nerdzone is in a VIRTUAL friendzone as in he never actually met the person who friendzoned him/her in real life.
Did you hear about Daigora getting nerdzoned? He never even met her before she friendzoned him!
by Braintelligence January 22, 2014
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Nerdzine

A magazine targeted to nerds; consisting of nerd topics like trivia, Harry Potter, and general useless knowledge
No, no, no. It's a NERDzine. Practically the same thing.
by KatanaQueen March 13, 2011
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Nerdmone

A nerdmone is data released by a cell, computer, or a laptop in one part of the user that affects all other aspects of life. Generally, only a small amount of nerdmone is required to alter a user’s life. In essence, it is a mechanical messenger that transports a signal from technology to a user. All technology users produce nerdmones; plant nerdmones are also called ubernerdmones. Nerdmones in animals are often transported in the graphics. Users respond to a nerdmone when they access specific technology for that nerdmone. The nerdmone binds to the user’s life, resulting in the activation of a data mechanism that ultimately leads to technology attachment.
Did you hear about the new game? My nerdmones are totally raging right now!

New app just came out, you wouldn't believe what my nerdmones are doing right now....

Nerdology includes the study of nerdmones and other nerd like things.
by The Craft August 26, 2013
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Nerdboner

when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.
Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..
by Claytopen October 2, 2011
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nerdbone

A highly intelligent, yet often misunderstood, person. Often seen camping out in the hallways near their math professor's office engaged in highly stimulating conversations on esoteric, yet important (they would say), issues dominating the math world.

If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.

Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.
Tom: Did you see they were coming out with a new Star Wars movie?

Bob: No.

Bill: Did you know, that by the laws defined by Cauchy, et al. laid down in the spectacular book " Scientific Knowledge for the Socially Inept", that laser guns...

Tom: Hey, nerdbone, is that your Taurus being towed?
by nerdbone January 17, 2011
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