Nerdboner

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when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.

Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..

Nerdboner by Claytopen October 2, 2011

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nerdburner

A slang term for insults like "loser" or "idiot". Nerdburner can be used in an ironic way like joking around with your friends, or it can be used in a serious way like insulting someone. The term nerdburner is a very harsh insult when being used seriously, but a simple way to joke around when just having a good time.

person 1: Hey, have you seen Jeremy?
person 2: No, hes never around.
person 1: I know right, he is such a nerdburner!

nerdburner by woman_luvr March 29, 2022

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Related Words

Nerd Boner • nerdbone • nerd-to-nerd conversation • NerdBomber • Nerdbonics • neoboner • negaboner • nerdberg • Nerdberger • Nerdbobmerstings

neoboner

A new or abnormal boner.

Oh damn that's a neoboner!

neoboner by Marcus Twainius November 1, 2010

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NerdBomber

One that has excelled to the point of specialization at being a dork. Not neccessarily an insult, it can be a term of affection.

Melly is such a nerdbomber.

or

Pee is such a Nerdbomber

NerdBomber by Rob November 14, 2003

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Nerd Boner

The act of getting a proverbial boner over something that is really nerdy.

Derek has a giant nerd boner over his world of warcraft character.

Nerd Boner by Mr.Boracus May 1, 2006

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Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content

DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner

Nerd Boner by Tehpirate November 11, 2009

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negaboner

the inverted erection of a penis, usually caused by fear or anxiety

dude did you see 2 girls 1 cup?

yeah, it gave me a negaboner

negaboner by agentmiket013 July 24, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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