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Nerdboner 

when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.
Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..
Nerdboner by Claytopen October 2, 2011
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nerdburner 

A slang term for insults like "loser" or "idiot". Nerdburner can be used in an ironic way like joking around with your friends, or it can be used in a serious way like insulting someone. The term nerdburner is a very harsh insult when being used seriously, but a simple way to joke around when just having a good time.
person 1: Hey, have you seen Jeremy?
person 2: No, hes never around.
person 1: I know right, he is such a nerdburner!
nerdburner by woman_luvr March 29, 2022

neoboner 

Oh damn that's a neoboner!
neoboner by Marcus Twainius November 1, 2010

NerdBomber 

One that has excelled to the point of specialization at being a dork. Not neccessarily an insult, it can be a term of affection.
Melly is such a nerdbomber.

or

Pee is such a Nerdbomber
NerdBomber by Rob November 14, 2003

Nerd Boner 

The act of getting a proverbial boner over something that is really nerdy.
Derek has a giant nerd boner over his world of warcraft character.
Nerd Boner by Mr.Boracus May 1, 2006

Nerd Boner 

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content
DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner
Nerd Boner by Tehpirate November 11, 2009

negaboner 

the inverted erection of a penis, usually caused by fear or anxiety
dude did you see 2 girls 1 cup?

yeah, it gave me a negaboner
negaboner by agentmiket013 July 24, 2009