nerdbone 

A highly intelligent, yet often misunderstood, person. Often seen camping out in the hallways near their math professor's office engaged in highly stimulating conversations on esoteric, yet important (they would say), issues dominating the math world.

If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.

Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.

Tom: Did you see they were coming out with a new Star Wars movie?

Bob: No.

Bill: Did you know, that by the laws defined by Cauchy, et al. laid down in the spectacular book " Scientific Knowledge for the Socially Inept", that laser guns...

Tom: Hey, nerdbone, is that your Taurus being towed?

nerdbone by nerdbone January 17, 2011

Nerdbonics 

All internet users who type using ebonics.

This new video card is off the shizzle.

Nerdbonics by Butch October 13, 2004

nerdzone 

Someone who is in the nerdzone is in a VIRTUAL friendzone as in he never actually met the person who friendzoned him/her in real life.

Did you hear about Daigora getting nerdzoned? He never even met her before she friendzoned him!

nerdzone by Braintelligence January 22, 2014

Nerdmone 

A nerdmone is data released by a cell, computer, or a laptop in one part of the user that affects all other aspects of life. Generally, only a small amount of nerdmone is required to alter a user’s life. In essence, it is a mechanical messenger that transports a signal from technology to a user. All technology users produce nerdmones; plant nerdmones are also called ubernerdmones. Nerdmones in animals are often transported in the graphics. Users respond to a nerdmone when they access specific technology for that nerdmone. The nerdmone binds to the user’s life, resulting in the activation of a data mechanism that ultimately leads to technology attachment.

Did you hear about the new game? My nerdmones are totally raging right now!

New app just came out, you wouldn't believe what my nerdmones are doing right now....

Nerdology includes the study of nerdmones and other nerd like things.

Nerdmone by The Craft August 26, 2013

nerdbong

A bong put together by a nerd.

"Check out Dave's nerdbong."

"WTH is that shit...?" (laughing)

"I know. I think he put it together from his chemistry set." (laughing)

nerdbong by UCSteve November 29, 2016

nerdbonics 

The official language of gamers who have taken the shortening of words and the use of symbols / numbers to replace letters to idiotic heights.

Bl@ck_@$$@$$1N - OMG u ju5t g0t pnd by a n00b!!!1

nerdbonics by psilo December 21, 2004

nerdbonics 

More than just lame nerd speak (which would correctly be nerdonics). Nerdbonics is used for gangster internet nerds, thereby necessitating the extra "b". One can never self-identify as a gangster internet nerd. An individual can only gain the use of the extra "b" through repeatedly using lame internet based portmanteaus, having a google reader following of at least 15, or possibly actually taking the time to accurately define nerdbonics in urban dictionary.

In Google Wave conversation:

Padraic: "I have so many followers on google reader. The internet is much better then the meatspace. I bet you have a filthy memory hole."

Witty commentator: "Nerdbonics.. holla!"

nerdbonics by MastaBlastaRasta November 26, 2009