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NoComment 

NoComment is a term used to avoid conversation, incriminating, conflict, arguments.
My girl asked me who ate the last crab leg, I replied NoComment!

The police came over asking about a shooting, I looked at the officers and stated NoComment.

Dray, did you cheat on me; NoComment
NoComment by Mr.OVERWIT April 28, 2020

neoconanderthal 

An angry, invidious, regressive, hate-driven person who thrives on conflict and abhors anything intelligent, enlightening, factual, logical, rational, fair, balanced, liberal, progressive and non-passion-based.

A person who is driven by their passion-based beliefs and who hates sound intelligent reasoning.

i.e.,
Joe discovered that he could effortlessly rile a "neoconanderthal" by merely pointing out several, key, intelligent facts that proved to all that Sarah Palin was simply just not knowledgeable enough to ever be deemed a serious candidate in any future Presidential election.
neoconanderthal by ZonaCat Hansen August 30, 2009

Neoconfundagelical 

noun. neo-conservative-fundamentalist-evangelical.

An individual who is overwhelmed with the compulsion to hoard money and guns for Jesus and shoot anyone who gets in their way or a modern republican.
Sarah Palin is the overlord of the neoconfundagelicals

Jim Boehner just became the speaker of the house, I hope that neoconfundagelical chokes on his gavel

neocohen 

A portmanteau of the term neocon (short for neoconservative) and the common Jewish last name Cohen. Often used as a pejorative by the far-right to refer to prominent Jewish neoconservatives while highlighting the major role that Jewish Americans played in developing and popularizing neoconservative thought. It is often used to criticize the perceived "anti-white" or "Israel first, America second" policies of neocons.
"Bill Kristol is such a fucking neocohen. He'll support Israel and their treatment of Palestinians 100% while siding with libtards who autistically screeching about how wypipo should be exterminated.
neocohen by asdfMan November 11, 2018

Neocortex Smile 

When the brain tells the mouth to arrange itself in smile position but forgets to tell the rest of the face (eyes, temples etc.) to do the same. Sometimes revealing the lower teeth, it is often menacing and always insincere.
When her ex-boyfriend unexpectedly showed up at the party, she put on a brave, neocortex smile but her eyes revealed her inner distress.

"Have a nice day" the receptionist said for the 30th time that day through her plastic, neocortex smile.
Neocortex Smile by AYYFRON January 26, 2011

Newcomb College 

Oldest degree granting women's college in the country. Part of Tulane University of New Orleans, Louisiana. Tulane Uiversity used Hurricane Katrina as an excuss to close this 119 year old institution, inventing monetary excuses to combine Newcomb College and the men's college Tulane College.
Newcomb College is known for their destinctive pottery style.
Newcomb College by leehcar September 17, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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