newcomerstown

A piece of shit town in Ohio, surrounded by corn fields. It's known for under age drinking, pregnant teens, and meth labs. It's home of the Newcomerstown Trojans which majority of the time completely suck ass at every single sport and have obese cheerleaders. Most people are country wannabes or try to act thug nasty.

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newcomerstown by truestatement July 27, 2014

newcomerstown

small ass town that has drugies all around it. home of the trojans but no one uses them because we have pregnant teens all the time. Meth Labs are a common thing in this town. you will most likely get killed if you live in the dumb ass mother fucking town

Cameron: Where are you going

Lexy: Newcomerstown

Cameron: you know you're gonna get killed.

newcomerstown by lex1002 February 16, 2017

Newcomerstown

A town located in the butthole of Ohio known as Tuscarawas county. Most sports teams in Newcomerstown haven’t won anything since your grandparents were born and still suck major ass to this day. If the people in Newcomerstown aren’t getting pregnant or high, they’re more than likely getting underage DUI charges and telling their friends about how great their lifted trucks or shitty Honda Civics are. There are two groups of people in Newcomerstown: the country wannabes or the pretend thugs who think they’re cool because they don’t have a muffler in their car. Aside from that, there’s basically nothing to do there except go to the same 4 restaurants and meet people at the bar who tell you about how they were hot shit in their high school days 20 years ago. Go Trojans.

Jordan: I’m spending Christmas with my family in Newcomerstown

Kyle: Don’t do it bro. My friend went to Newcomerstown for a week and he came back blasting rap music in a rusty-ass truck.

Newcomerstown by I-just-queefed November 23, 2021

Newcomerstown cream pie 

When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.

My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"

Newcomerstown cream pie by creamaramher July 9, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019