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newcomerstown

A piece of shit town in Ohio, surrounded by corn fields. It's known for under age drinking, pregnant teens, and meth labs. It's home of the Newcomerstown Trojans which majority of the time completely suck ass at every single sport and have obese cheerleaders. Most people are country wannabes or try to act thug nasty.
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newcomerstown

small ass town that has drugies all around it. home of the trojans but no one uses them because we have pregnant teens all the time. Meth Labs are a common thing in this town. you will most likely get killed if you live in the dumb ass mother fucking town
Cameron: Where are you going

Lexy: Newcomerstown

Cameron: you know you're gonna get killed.
newcomerstown by lex1002 February 16, 2017

Newcomerstown

A town located in the butthole of Ohio known as Tuscarawas county. Most sports teams in Newcomerstown haven’t won anything since your grandparents were born and still suck major ass to this day. If the people in Newcomerstown aren’t getting pregnant or high, they’re more than likely getting underage DUI charges and telling their friends about how great their lifted trucks or shitty Honda Civics are. There are two groups of people in Newcomerstown: the country wannabes or the pretend thugs who think they’re cool because they don’t have a muffler in their car. Aside from that, there’s basically nothing to do there except go to the same 4 restaurants and meet people at the bar who tell you about how they were hot shit in their high school days 20 years ago. Go Trojans.
Jordan: I’m spending Christmas with my family in Newcomerstown

Kyle: Don’t do it bro. My friend went to Newcomerstown for a week and he came back blasting rap music in a rusty-ass truck.
Newcomerstown by I-just-queefed November 23, 2021

Newcomerstown cream pie 

When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.
My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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