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HR says 'no comment' 

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Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.
Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.
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no comment 

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The reply to a question that you wish not to answer due to the inconvenience that your response may incriminate you in one way or another.
Girl #1- "Do you like Matt's new hair cut?"
Girl #2- "...no comment"

Girl #1-"You and Josh were upstairs for a while last night! What the hell were you two doing?"
Girl #2-"No Comment"
no comment by R.N. July 16, 2007
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The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say
"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."
No comment by D-Monkey May 24, 2018
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It means yes
Young Nigga: you tryna get nutted on?
Homosapien: No comment
No comment by Jack Me Coff January 14, 2018

No Comment!!! 

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When a Black Man has a comment who would truly like to speak on wether he’s right or wrong but it’s his true opinion but fears the backlash of other People he says “No Comment!!!” Can’t speak freely
To avoid all the hate and backlash “NO Comment!!!” Reversal to say FU also lol
No Comment!!! by King Renzo July 30, 2021
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I dont know
“Hey, do you know what happened to Soulja Boy? “
“No comment.”
No Comment by Racecarbackwards12321 January 18, 2021
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