simply put,
boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you
wish you could move somewhere
far, far away just to get away from them.
lady next
door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my
father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture?
me: maybe some other
time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the
door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)