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neighbores 

simply put, boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to get away from them.
lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture?
me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)
neighbores by earpuller June 11, 2006
A black neighbor. Pronouced Nay-gr

Politically correct way to say Nigger
Did you see the new neighors? The block is getting darker by the year.
Neighor by Neighor Salad May 27, 2019

neighole 

The neighbor's dog always shits in my yard and they don't clean it up! Man, what neigholes!
neighole by Afez February 10, 2010

getting neighbored 

You've been neighbored when you watch some 5yr old so the neighbors can probably fuck for a few minutes.
Neighbor's text: "Can you watch Lily for a little while?"

You: (reluctantly) "sure"
Your text to your buddy: "yeah, I'm getting neighbored right now"

Neighbors proceed to get a quick fuck on your watch.
getting neighbored by dudeposs January 23, 2014
A person who lives next to you, but is completely uninteresting.
Hey, do you want to invite the guy who just moved in to the Alfred Street crawl? No, he's a neighbore.
neighbore by kellieg May 23, 2009

neighsore 

The neighbor who's the eyesore of the block.
My neighsore puts five trash cans out on Monday for garbage on Wednesday and brings them back in on Sunday.

My neighsore's six kids' rusty bikes lay in a pile behind their jacked-up '75 Vega all winter.
neighsore by amatsam February 28, 2013