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Eyesore for singles 

What you would call a couple whose being too lovey-dovey in front of singles.
Can those two just shut up and stop flirting with eachother? They're an eyesore for singles!

eyesore of eyesex

Eyesex is when you get a girl to takeout her glass eye before sex entry, but eyesore of eyesex is the black and blue around the eyes and nose from my balls banging on her face.
Girl One: Do you smell burning rubber?
Answer: Yeah, that's me you are gonna have eyesore of eyesex from that smell.

spiritual eyesore 

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside
ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!
spiritual eyesore by thurb January 1, 2021

Nipple eye-sore 

basically let's just say...oh I don't know....not a pretty titty. A sight to see. Yet iconically leaves you with a feeling that you wished you hadn't. Cross eyed rack. One of pancake sized nipple goes southwest & the other northeast. Whoa!
Holy shit, that bitch had a nipple eye-sore. I was like thanks, but no thanks, but ahhh... i'll pass on the flapjacks.

Eye Sore 

Something that is visually displeasing. Can be a messed up pattern, vibrantly colored object that doesn't belong, or anything that just looks annoying.
"That house on the corner is such an eye sore."
Eye Sore by Zeenuts September 15, 2019
to get stared very hard for a very long time
My dog is eyescrewing me while i am eating
Eyescrew by Molly loves food February 25, 2012