neighsore

The neighbor who's the eyesore of the block.

My neighsore puts five trash cans out on Monday for garbage on Wednesday and brings them back in on Sunday.

My neighsore's six kids' rusty bikes lay in a pile behind their jacked-up '75 Vega all winter.

by amatsam March 01, 2013

patholiday

Calling out 'sick'; feigning illness to extend the holiday vacation.

Each year I save two sick days for December 24 and January 2 - my traditional patholidays - the first to get ready for Christmas and the second to regroup for the New Year.

by amatsam January 03, 2012