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The Neighbors Kid 

Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.
Mom: "You should go and play with The Neighbors Kid!"

Any Logical Person:"Fuck no! I'd rather live!"
The Neighbors Kid by Kyle11480 November 21, 2019

blue neighborhood

The state of depression or where depressed people stay

neighbor qualified 

Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.
So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.
neighbor qualified by jpg3 February 1, 2015

real neighbor hours

The time of day when your neighbors are sleeping so you can't make too much noise
We can't play twister right now man it's, real neighbor hours
real neighbor hours by Emitninitsuj February 18, 2018

Neighbornet 

What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.
Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor's wireless network, and now he's got neighbornet!
Neighbornet by nubluva December 31, 2006
Word of the Day on May 30, 2009

Nosy Neighbor Neller 

To be up in the family business of neighbors, friends, ex's, etc. offering advice with zero credentials to support it. Often the Nosy Neighbor Neller crosses the family line repeatedly and is therefore labled as Just Kidding Family. A Nosy Neighbor Neller usually has an agenda and is in high demand of attention even at the cost of interupting grieving family.

Someone please put a leash on Nosy Neighbor Neller and give our poor family some space. Geesh! Nerves
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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