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The rolls of fat on back of the neck of an overweight individual that looks like a pack of hot dogs.
While at the all-you-can-eat buffet, I couldn't help but notice the neckwurst on the patron who had just gotten a fifth, heaping plate of food. Like he needs more food!
neckwurst by icedog_16 April 6, 2009

neckwrestler 

One who persuades a female to perform fellatio by pressing on the back of the head or neck while engaging in foreplay.
"We were making out and Robb started giving me a hint that he wanted a bj by pressing the back of my head. He is the neckwrestler"
neckwrestler by are-oh-be-be January 16, 2008
Tall, unattractive males who wear bandages on their necks.
Person 1: Hey who's that joker in the corner starting beef?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the tall skinny unattractive dude? Dunno man, but judging by the bandages he's a friggin neckwad.
Person 1: Good call.
Neckwad by Chamber-Douche February 28, 2010
a shorthand form of "neck beard"- a usually nasty area of thick facial hair under the chin covering the neck region. Usually sported by someone who can't grow a full beard
That guy's neckard is hella disgusting.
neckard by plutograsshopper March 21, 2006

M'lady of Neckbeards 

Similar to a murder of crows, a group of neckbeards is a "m'lady."
"Um, actually," chimed the m'lady of neckbeards in response to misinformation, "we are wearing trilby's, not fedoras."

Neckworms 

Used to describe the chill-like feeling in the back of the neck, upper shoulders and head that sometimes accompanies a headrush during marijuana smoking.
"Man, I've got the neckworms."
Neckworms by Craig 119281 October 29, 2005