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neckwrestler
One who persuades a female to perform fellatio by pressing on the back of the head or neck while engaging in foreplay.
"We were making out and Robb started giving me a hint that he wanted a bj by pressing the back of my head. He is the neckwrestler"
neckwrestler by are-oh-be-be January 16, 2008
Neckwad
Person 1: Hey who's that joker in the corner starting beef?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the tall skinny unattractive dude? Dunno man, but judging by the bandages he's a friggin neckwad.
Person 1: Good call.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the tall skinny unattractive dude? Dunno man, but judging by the bandages he's a friggin neckwad.
Person 1: Good call.
Neckwad by Chamber-Douche February 28, 2010
neckard
a shorthand form of "neck beard"- a usually nasty area of thick facial hair under the chin covering the neck region. Usually sported by someone who can't grow a full beard
neckard by plutograsshopper March 21, 2006
M'lady of Neckbeards
"Um, actually," chimed the m'lady of neckbeards in response to misinformation, "we are wearing trilby's, not fedoras."
M'lady of Neckbeards by Enix Luceous July 10, 2023
Neckworms
Used to describe the chill-like feeling in the back of the neck, upper shoulders and head that sometimes accompanies a headrush during marijuana smoking.
Neckworms by Craig 119281 October 29, 2005
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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