Neckwards

Neckwards... like backwards, but neckwards.

Your a neckwards son of a bitch.

Girl you ain't boujee, you neckwards.

by SexyPants March 21, 2018

neckwurst

The rolls of fat on back of the neck of an overweight individual that looks like a pack of hot dogs.

While at the all-you-can-eat buffet, I couldn't help but notice the neckwurst on the patron who had just gotten a fifth, heaping plate of food. Like he needs more food!

by icedog_16 April 6, 2009

neckwrestler

One who persuades a female to perform fellatio by pressing on the back of the head or neck while engaging in foreplay.

"We were making out and Robb started giving me a hint that he wanted a bj by pressing the back of my head. He is the neckwrestler"

by are-oh-be-be January 16, 2008

Neckwad

Tall, unattractive males who wear bandages on their necks.

Person 1: Hey who's that joker in the corner starting beef?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the tall skinny unattractive dude? Dunno man, but judging by the bandages he's a friggin neckwad.
Person 1: Good call.

by Chamber-Douche February 28, 2010

neckard

a shorthand form of "neck beard"- a usually nasty area of thick facial hair under the chin covering the neck region. Usually sported by someone who can't grow a full beard

That guy's neckard is hella disgusting.

by plutograsshopper March 21, 2006

M'lady of Neckbeards

Similar to a murder of crows, a group of neckbeards is a "m'lady."

"Um, actually," chimed the m'lady of neckbeards in response to misinformation, "we are wearing trilby's, not fedoras."

by Enix Luceous July 10, 2023

Neckworms

Used to describe the chill-like feeling in the back of the neck, upper shoulders and head that sometimes accompanies a headrush during marijuana smoking.

"Man, I've got the neckworms."

by Craig 119281 October 29, 2005