Necktard

A person who seems to be sporting a questionable tattoo on the side of their head, face or neck area and looks to be mentally impaired (well you would be if you had a tattoo anywhere above your shoulder).

Look at that woman with the tattoo on the side of her neck, she looks like a right necktard!

by Menti-b September 30, 2023

Nerktard

A person who is a combination of a nerd, dork and retard.

Person 1:"That person should really be wearing a helmet and a scarf!"
Person 2: "Yeah, such a nerktard!"

by nerktarded June 29, 2011

neckard

a shorthand form of "neck beard"- a usually nasty area of thick facial hair under the chin covering the neck region. Usually sported by someone who can't grow a full beard

That guy's neckard is hella disgusting.

by plutograsshopper March 21, 2006

Neektard

A nerdy-geeky-retard. Generally used as an insult for someone who is too retarded to be a nerd/geek, but still does nerdy/geeky activities e.g. star trek convention. but can also be used as an insult for anybody.

'can you help me with my set 4 maths homework so i can go to the star trek convention?'
'no you neektard'
(geeky little brothers are generally neektard's)

by George McCloghry August 4, 2008

necktar

Any highly-sweetened and carbonated beverage predominately enjoyed by socially awkward and narcissistic manchildren (i.e. neckbeards). Examples include Mountain Dew, Red Bull, Monster and Bawls.

Nathan and his guild knew that they would need to fuel up on precious necktar to prepare for the long night of Warcraft raids that was ahead of them.

by TheScreamingMandrake October 29, 2017

necktarine

Blood from the neck ???

- What is dracula's favorite food?

- I'll say NECKtarine lol

by Tí Đô April 17, 2016

Neckwards

Neckwards... like backwards, but neckwards.

Your a neckwards son of a bitch.

Girl you ain't boujee, you neckwards.

by SexyPants March 21, 2018