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Nerktard 

A person who is a combination of a nerd, dork and retard.
Person 1:"That person should really be wearing a helmet and a scarf!"
Person 2: "Yeah, such a nerktard!"
Nerktard by nerktarded June 29, 2011
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a shorthand form of "neck beard"- a usually nasty area of thick facial hair under the chin covering the neck region. Usually sported by someone who can't grow a full beard
That guy's neckard is hella disgusting.
neckard by plutograsshopper March 21, 2006

Neektard 

A nerdy-geeky-retard. Generally used as an insult for someone who is too retarded to be a nerd/geek, but still does nerdy/geeky activities e.g. star trek convention. but can also be used as an insult for anybody.
'can you help me with my set 4 maths homework so i can go to the star trek convention?'
'no you neektard'
(geeky little brothers are generally neektard's)
Neektard by George McCloghry August 4, 2008
Any highly-sweetened and carbonated beverage predominately enjoyed by socially awkward and narcissistic manchildren (i.e. neckbeards). Examples include Mountain Dew, Red Bull, Monster and Bawls.
Nathan and his guild knew that they would need to fuel up on precious necktar to prepare for the long night of Warcraft raids that was ahead of them.
necktar by TheScreamingMandrake October 29, 2017

necktarine 

Blood from the neck ???
- What is dracula's favorite food?

- I'll say NECKtarine lol
necktarine by Tí Đô April 17, 2016

Neckwards 

Neckwards... like backwards, but neckwards.
Your a neckwards son of a bitch.

Girl you ain't boujee, you neckwards.
Neckwards by SexyPants March 21, 2018