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Nerktard 

A person who is a combination of a nerd, dork and retard.
Person 1:"That person should really be wearing a helmet and a scarf!"
Person 2: "Yeah, such a nerktard!"
Nerktard by nerktarded June 29, 2011
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a shorthand form of "neck beard"- a usually nasty area of thick facial hair under the chin covering the neck region. Usually sported by someone who can't grow a full beard
That guy's neckard is hella disgusting.
neckard by plutograsshopper March 21, 2006

Neektard 

A nerdy-geeky-retard. Generally used as an insult for someone who is too retarded to be a nerd/geek, but still does nerdy/geeky activities e.g. star trek convention. but can also be used as an insult for anybody.
'can you help me with my set 4 maths homework so i can go to the star trek convention?'
'no you neektard'
(geeky little brothers are generally neektard's)
Neektard by George McCloghry August 4, 2008
Any highly-sweetened and carbonated beverage predominately enjoyed by socially awkward and narcissistic manchildren (i.e. neckbeards). Examples include Mountain Dew, Red Bull, Monster and Bawls.
Nathan and his guild knew that they would need to fuel up on precious necktar to prepare for the long night of Warcraft raids that was ahead of them.
necktar by TheScreamingMandrake October 29, 2017

necktarine 

Blood from the neck ???
- What is dracula's favorite food?

- I'll say NECKtarine lol
necktarine by Tí Đô April 17, 2016

Neckwards 

Neckwards... like backwards, but neckwards.
Your a neckwards son of a bitch.

Girl you ain't boujee, you neckwards.
Neckwards by SexyPants March 21, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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