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a shorthand form of "neck beard"- a usually nasty area of thick facial hair under the chin covering the neck region. Usually sported by someone who can't grow a full beard
That guy's neckard is hella disgusting.
neckard by plutograsshopper March 21, 2006
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a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.
neckard - a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.
neckard by FlashlightMemelord December 8, 2018
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Neckard means freaky, creepy, or weird..
This bitch is neckard.
neckard by leilanieeee March 3, 2021

Nickarding

To void the seriousness of and comedically ruin a movie or television show. This is often done to the anoyance of others in the room who are trying to watch said piece of media.
Groups such as mystery science theater 3000.

"I wanted to watch 8th ms team real bad but those ideots kept nickarding it!"
Nickarding by bobbumquist July 28, 2009
A texas way of saying, "naked"
I walked in the house and they were both neckade!!
neckade by Izzie25 August 4, 2007

Neckarsery 

A term used on Jack Dee's show. Its a word that is used in substitute 4 bollocks and something u yell wen ya mad
NECKARSERY! that fuckin spellcheck thinks it such a smartarse.
Neckarsery by JamieC90 November 30, 2004

NeckArwiese 

A place where young people get really bad wasted. Alcohol! Fun! NW!
Best place in HD.

We Love Neckarwiese! :D
Leude lasst uns auf die NW gehen !!! Jaaa Neckarwiese Ruleez :D
NeckArwiese by n0b February 24, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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