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a shorthand form of "neck beard"- a usually nasty area of thick facial hair under the chin covering the neck region. Usually sported by someone who can't grow a full beard
That guy's neckard is hella disgusting.
by plutograsshopper March 21, 2006
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Its never a good idea to pick up your girlfriend's dad, if he's very short and treat him like a baby..."It's a BABY DADDY!!!WHEEEEEEEEE!"
by plutograsshopper April 19, 2006
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