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Tall, unattractive males who wear bandages on their necks.
Person 1: Hey who's that joker in the corner starting beef?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the tall skinny unattractive dude? Dunno man, but judging by the bandages he's a friggin neckwad.
Person 1: Good call.
Neckwad by Chamber-Douche February 28, 2010
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Neckwalk 

A propelled walk by the neck from a colleague that serves as a platform for airing out many indiscretions.

Oftentime it also includes emotional outbursts triggered by alcohol fueled empathic ideals.
Jose took Kiera on a neckwalk after pounding a 40 oz of Canadian Whiskey to straighten out her life.
Neckwalk by Jasino June 13, 2008
A texas way of saying, "naked"
I walked in the house and they were both neckade!!
neckade by Izzie25 August 4, 2007

duval county neckwarmer 

noun. a men's hairstyle, long in the back short up top
You cant walk down Lane Avenue in the winter without a duval county neckwarmer.
duval county neckwarmer by taf April 2, 2006

Norco Neckwarmer 

A hair cut characterized by being close-cropped and professional looking in the front and long, flowing, and free in the back. i.e. "Business in the front, party in the back" – popular with a segment of urban cowboys in Norco, California, just north of Fontana AKA Fontucky.

Also known as a mullet, an ape drape, hockey hair, achey-breaky hair, forbidden hair, shong, Josh Freese hair.
Whoa, check out the luxurious Norco Neckwarmer on that shitkicker walking into The Saddle Sore Saloon.

Neckwards 

Neckwards... like backwards, but neckwards.
Your a neckwards son of a bitch.

Girl you ain't boujee, you neckwards.
Neckwards by SexyPants March 21, 2018
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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