Naseturbate
When he feels a sneeze coming on so he will naseturbate by sniffing in and out rapidly resulting in a nosegasm.
Naseturbate by anonymous August 20, 2021
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Nasterbate
Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011
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napsturbate
Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.
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Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.
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napsturbate by urbdicuser June 13, 2014
Napturbate
Napturbate by boozecean May 18, 2009
nasturbation
Nasty masturbation. Used in any situation where masturbation is considered nasty. Can be used in verb form (nasturbate).
Bob was nasturbating in the locker room and creeped everybody out.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.
nasturbation by MisZ D3mEan0R January 19, 2008
Noseturbate
The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.
Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
Noseturbate by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
Napsturbate
Napsturbate by Wolflobot October 31, 2013
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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