Naseturbate

Indulge in an activity that produces a sneeze.

When he feels a sneeze coming on so he will naseturbate by sniffing in and out rapidly resulting in a nosegasm.

Naseturbate by anonymous August 20, 2021

Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

napsturbate 

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.

Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA

napsturbate by urbdicuser June 13, 2014

Napturbate 

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.

Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.

Napturbate by boozecean May 18, 2009

nasturbation 

Nasty masturbation. Used in any situation where masturbation is considered nasty. Can be used in verb form (nasturbate).

Bob was nasturbating in the locker room and creeped everybody out.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.

nasturbation by MisZ D3mEan0R January 19, 2008

Noseturbate 

The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.

Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.

I've been phantom sneezing all morning so I just noseturbated one out. It was orgasmic.

Noseturbate by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Napsturbate 

When you masturbate just so you can sleep easier

I couldn't sleep last night so I totally had to napsturbate

Napsturbate by Wolflobot October 31, 2013