Naseturbate

Indulge in an activity that produces a sneeze.

When he feels a sneeze coming on so he will naseturbate by sniffing in and out rapidly resulting in a nosegasm.

by anonymous August 20, 2021

Nasterbate

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

napsturbate

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.

Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA

by urbdicuser June 13, 2014

Napturbate

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.

Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.

by boozecean May 18, 2009

nasturbation

Nasty masturbation. Used in any situation where masturbation is considered nasty. Can be used in verb form (nasturbate).

Bob was nasturbating in the locker room and creeped everybody out.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.

by MisZ D3mEan0R January 19, 2008

Noseturbate

The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.

Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.

I've been phantom sneezing all morning so I just noseturbated one out. It was orgasmic.

by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Napsturbate

When you masturbate just so you can sleep easier

I couldn't sleep last night so I totally had to napsturbate

by Wolflobot October 31, 2013