niceturbate

Go out of your way to feel like you're helping someone without actually helping them at all; especially when your "help" just interrupts what they were doing.

That guy made a huge fuss about clearing a path for me when I was carrying my stack of chainsaws through the room, but he just caused a traffic jam at the door I was going through. Way to niceturbate in public, slugger.

niceturbate by ambirdsall March 28, 2017

Noseturbate 

The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.

Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.

I've been phantom sneezing all morning so I just noseturbated one out. It was orgasmic.

Noseturbate by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

noseturbated 

When you are about to sneeze or when your nose hurts, so you rub your nose vigorously

Ex: Me : Tom is such a nice guy, but he had a zombieface during our entire date last night. Angela: maybe he had to sneeze a lot.
Me: Maybe, but he could've used a Kleenex or noseturbated if that was the case.

noseturbated by Strange girl next door April 15, 2016

Naseturbate

Indulge in an activity that produces a sneeze.

When he feels a sneeze coming on so he will naseturbate by sniffing in and out rapidly resulting in a nosegasm.

Naseturbate by anonymous August 20, 2021