Go out of your way to feel like you're helping someone without actually helping them at all; especially when your "help" just interrupts what they were doing.
That guy made a huge fuss about clearing a path for me when I was carrying my stack of chainsaws through the room, but he just caused a traffic jam at the door I was going through. Way to niceturbate in public, slugger.
by ambirdsall March 28, 2017
Get the niceturbate mug.The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.
Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.
by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
Get the Noseturbate mug.Related Words
Ex: Me : Tom is such a nice guy, but he had a zombieface during our entire date last night. Angela: maybe he had to sneeze a lot.
Me: Maybe, but he could've used a Kleenex or noseturbated if that was the case.
Me: Maybe, but he could've used a Kleenex or noseturbated if that was the case.
by Strange girl next door April 15, 2016
Get the noseturbated mug.When he feels a sneeze coming on so he will naseturbate by sniffing in and out rapidly resulting in a nosegasm.
by anonymous August 20, 2021
Get the Naseturbate mug.