Napoleon Blownapart 

Infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century Corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives. Majorly suffering from "little-man syndrome", he would often resort to blowing up everything around him in a desperate attempt to be noticed; this usually failed because (A) everyone within a ten-mile radius would always evacuate as soon as he started his countdown, and (B) nobody could see him through all the smoke and flying debris in the aftermath of his "glorious" handiwork.

Citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): Well --- sounds like old Napoleon Blownapart is at it again down in the quarry!

Napoleon Blownapart by QuacksO September 25, 2012

Napoleon Blownapart 

Destroyed

The party was going well, until everyone got too drunk and sick so it became a napoleon blownapart.

The water bottle burst under his foot. Jimmy shouts: Napoleon Blownapart!

Napoleon Blownapart by Meh99 February 6, 2015

Napoleon Bronaparte

The leader of all bro's.

Steve is the Napoleon Bronaparte of the brotherhood.

Napoleon Bronaparte by Brohero June 14, 2010

Napoleon Bonaparte 

A French emperor, the first person to crown himself emperor in Europe since Charlemagne. Conquered almost all of Europe, was sent into exile, but came back to France and reclaimed his crown. Sent into exile again, this time for good.

Napoleon Bonaparte was freaking badass!

Napoleon Bonaparte by Ithaca June 19, 2005

Napoleon Bonaparte 

One of the few great people to have their own Pokemon named after him (Empoleon). Other people on this list: Jackie Chan (Hitmonchan), and Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee). It takes a LOT to get a pokemon named after you, such as being a legend (Infernape: Son Goku) or deity (Torterra: legendary Iroquois world turtle),a gay decoration (Chimecho: wind chimes) or even a scientific phenomenon (Rayquaza). Sometimes, finding a name for a Pokemon is just as easy as watching Animal Planet, the Discovery Channel, drinking too much cough syrup, or some combination of all three.

Dude, Empoleon is "Emperte" in Japanese...Nintendo's really down with naming their intellectual properties after real people like Napoleon Bonaparte. What do you wanna bet there's gonna be one named after Charlemagne, or the Pope?

Napoleon Bonaparte by aka_Pyro May 18, 2007

Napoleon Bonaparte 

A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.

Bonaparte was never blown apart.

Napoleon Bonaparte by Dark Chaos August 19, 2004

Napoleon Bonaparte 

basically the real life version of Levi Ackerman. further proof that midgets make the best military leaders.

Napoleon Bonaparte suffers from Ackerman syndrome, a condition that makes your body short but increases the length of your dick, a trait that is crucial for any successful leader.

Napoleon Bonaparte by t0x1c w4st3 May 31, 2021