"Bill, I'm waiting..."
"Ummm, he's dead?"
"So what you're telling me is Napoleon was a short, dead dude."
"Well yeah."
by Ted "Theodore" Logan October 6, 2011
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Proabably the sweetest charachter ever. He has nunchucks skills, bowhunting skills and is pretty good at drawing animals and warriors and stuff. Hes also pretty good with a bowstaf.
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Napoleon: i already made like infinity of those at scout camp
by Ben Spector March 8, 2005
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layering or stacking things such as puff pastry; culinary definition
She made a napoleon of shortbread, strawberries and whipped cream for the dessert competition.
by hotshotshooter April 6, 2011
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A man who tried to rule the world by taking over Europe.
by Anonymous August 9, 2003
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(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person
my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.
by Sexydimma November 22, 2017
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What you call a young person who acts like "god I hate my parents!" "life sucks I want to kill myself!!!!" etc. Taken from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. Popular among SoCal beach kids.
Kid A: I hate my parents! Why can't they just die already!!!!!
Kid B: Dude, quit being a Napoleon. Your parents are rad!
by Numair August 13, 2004
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Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War.
Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.
by Shmouse May 24, 2005
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