Meh99's definitions

Skibby

My nickname for a single, tiny harmless insect that does very little and just hitches a ride on your trousers/shirt/jersey when biking or sits quietly on the inside of the car window.

Man n. 1 -Oh look, a skibby!
Man n. 2 -A what?
Man n. 1 -A skibby.
Man n. 2 -A "skippie"?
Man n. 1 -A small insect.
Man n. 2 -Did you make that up, or is it some kind of slang?
Man n. 1 -Yes - and yes, that only I use.
Man n. 2 -Why?
Man n. 1 -Because I like it.
Man n. 2 -But nobody gets what you are talking about.
Man n. 1 -That's the fun part.
(silence)
Man n. 2 -Making up words isn't the same thing as slang. It has to have people using it.
Man n. 1 -Join me.
Man n. 2 -No.
Man n. 1 -Aww c'mon.
Man n. 2 -No.
Man n. 1 -Well, I tried.

by Meh99 October 4, 2022

Slamjam

Instant poetry battle

I challenge you to a Slamjam!

by Meh99 April 27, 2016

Napoleon Blownapart

Destroyed

The party was going well, until everyone got too drunk and sick so it became a napoleon blownapart.

The water bottle burst under his foot. Jimmy shouts: Napoleon Blownapart!

by Meh99 February 6, 2015

Meh

Indifference to the subject presented

Joe -What about a film about snakes with hats? Shmoe -Meh.

by Meh99 April 27, 2016

No-way-Jose

You let Jose know that that road is a dead end.

No-way-Jose! Try the E66. It will get you to Atlantic City in a jffy!

by Meh99 April 27, 2016

Ymer

(pronounced "uy-muh" in english) Danish yoghurt

Jeg elsker Ymer-yoghurt.
"I love Ymer-yoghurt"

by Meh99 October 4, 2022

Rot

Used as in rubbish, useless, nonsense, stupid. (old-fashioned)

What absolute rot...

by Meh99 April 27, 2016