Leonard "J." Crabs

The attorney for the website Something Awful. Many have doubted his abilities as a lawyer, but somehow he manages to get the job done.
Leonard is your God now.
by Dark Chaos July 31, 2004
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DeviantART

An online community where people from all over the world can share art, poetry, "prose," and more.

Although there are people that dislike this sort of place, more often then not, these are the same people who use the word "fag" in a degrading manner and who hate Dance Dance Revolution and those who play it.
DeviantART is certainly an active web site.
by Dark Chaos December 28, 2003
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The Boondocks

A comic strip so far to the left it falls off my newspaper and into my coffee.
by Dark Chaos August 17, 2004
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flux capacitor

A 3-pronged device which, when properly combined with 1.21 jigawatts of electricity, grants access to the fourth dimension. (The ability to travel through time.)
Just tape the flux capacitor to a car, a toaster, or any other mechanical item you can think of, and you can travel through time with it!
by Dark Chaos September 04, 2004
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Atheist

1. A person who does not believe in a deity or God.

(In extreme cases, it is also a person who criticizes others for believing "fairy tales" from the Bible. These people are not atheists, as they would have you think, but elitists, and should be given a severe beating.)
An Atheist does not go to Hell, because in his mind, there is no Hell.
by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004
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Angry Tiny Man

A person of the male gender who is short in size and deeply troubled by the world around him.
The angry tiny man ate through my feet, so now people call me "Stumpy".
by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004
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Seanbaby

An 80's/video game fan who writes for EGM about games that suck badly, and a site for everything else.
We can all agree: Seanbaby kicks ass.
by Dark Chaos August 17, 2004
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