The negabooty is not simply the absence of booty. Rather, it is the complete opposite of having a booty at all. Where gluteous mass should be, therein resides an infinite black
hole, supermassive only in its absence. Where
squishy butt
stuff for centuries had classicslly remained, no matter, not even the potrusion of hips can eke into existence with the living.
Some claim the negabooty is a myth. But I saw it damnit, I saw it with my own two eyes!