negaboner 

the inverted erection of a penis, usually caused by fear or anxiety

dude did you see 2 girls 1 cup?

yeah, it gave me a negaboner

negaboner by agentmiket013 July 24, 2009

neoboner 

A new or abnormal boner.

Oh damn that's a neoboner!

neoboner by Marcus Twainius November 1, 2010

Negamonger

An individual that seeks to post or repost horrific negative dipictions, news, acts etc., on social media reveling in it's shock value.

Roger likes to post pictures of fatal car crashes and violent acts on his timeline. Roger is a negamonger,

Negamonger by Wise Council April 15, 2013

megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Negabone 

The opposite of a person you want to have sex with. Someone who is literally the opposite of all the things you find attractive physically. You would never bone this person, even if paid a large sum of money.

Iggy Pop, a gross wrinkly tan old dude with long greasy blonde hair, is my personal negabone.

Negabone by monkeytits222 January 28, 2019

Nerdboner 

when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.

Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..

Nerdboner by Claytopen October 2, 2011

big dick anaconda megaboner 

Big Dick Anaconda megaboner is what all the sloots refer to my macro cock as.

DJ is the creator

all them dimes want my big Dick anaconda megaboner

big dick anaconda megaboner by DJthegigachadrawdogger February 13, 2021