Negabolity 

A false positive, where the sum is not equal to the whole. Any negative thing that can or cannot be quantified, measured, put in a bucket, or stacked. Something out of whack, or in the wrong whack to begin with.

1. Bush's speech was full of negabolity.
2. Bear Stearns investment portfolio was negabolity.
3. My boss was immersing the entire office in his negabolity.

Negabolity by Matt S Johnston January 15, 2009

negabooty 

The negabooty is not simply the absence of booty. Rather, it is the complete opposite of having a booty at all. Where gluteous mass should be, therein resides an infinite black hole, supermassive only in its absence. Where squishy butt stuff for centuries had classicslly remained, no matter, not even the potrusion of hips can eke into existence with the living.

Some claim the negabooty is a myth. But I saw it damnit, I saw it with my own two eyes!

Guy 1: Look at that Negabooty

Guy 2: Damn

negabooty by Almost Me October 18, 2015