The negabooty is not simply the absence of booty. Rather, it is the complete opposite of having a booty at all. Where gluteous mass should be, therein resides an infinite black hole, supermassive only in its absence. Where squishy butt stuff for centuries had classicslly remained, no matter, not even the potrusion of hips can eke into existence with the living.
Some claim the negabooty is a myth. But I saw it damnit, I saw it with my own two eyes!
Some claim the negabooty is a myth. But I saw it damnit, I saw it with my own two eyes!
by Almost Me September 3, 2015