Definitions by agentmiket013

fecal funnel 

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.

I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.

fecal funnel by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017

fetal funnel 

When attempting to insert fist inside vaginal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating a fetus leaving the womb. Similar to fecal funnel when the same process is applied to the anus.

To achieve four knocks deep, one must master the fetal funnel.

fetal funnel by agentmiket013 September 26, 2017

negaboner 

the inverted erection of a penis, usually caused by fear or anxiety

dude did you see 2 girls 1 cup?

yeah, it gave me a negaboner

negaboner by agentmiket013 July 24, 2009

Murnana 

a banana held like a knife in a stabbing fashion meant to scare women in showers

Did you see that Puddle Of Mudd music video?

No, why?

This one dude scared this chick in the shower with a murnana!

Murnana by agentmiket013 July 14, 2009