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The word NEKEDE means unimaginable stress.
A place where stress is been produced for students to test their might.

If you think are strong and can overcome any stress in life without passing through this institution, PLEASE kindly cancel that thought.

It is one of the most prestigious and top notch institution in Africa as a whole.

Those who graduated from this institution are always very successful wherever they find themselves. And also they can conquer any amount of stress in life.

A student with upper credit here is similar to a first class student in any university in the world.

The Institution key core value is intense study and neatness. YES, neatness is 100%.

Don't try them when it comes to calculation courses. Their students will knock you hands down. Especially the "Accounting" students. They have a very good flair for calculations and evaluation but their weaknesses is they feel they know much more than their lectures and tend to go extra mile in all activities which sometimes causes their downfall in results. But on rare occasions.

Nevertheless, just know if you get admission here. Make sure you have got the balls to pass through hot fire with brimstone. Because out of 100% of students who got admitted only 30% graduate, due to intense stress and thorough education.
If you think schooling is easy. Try NEKEDE.
NEKEDE by Macjosh February 12, 2020
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[citation needed] 

When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.
1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!"

2:"citation needed"
[citation needed] by RussellLawliet December 31, 2011
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needed killing 

A regional term in the South and parts of the Southwest. A person can become such a trial and burden on those around hin that when someone finally shoots him, everyone who knew him says, "Well... He needed killing." It was often used in reference to outlaws when word arrived of their deaths.

In modern times the usage is more in terms of referring to a bad sort as "he needs killing". There are, however, several recorded instances where someone on trial for murder has attempted to use it as a defense - sort of a 'self-defense after long history of intolerable actions' kind of thing. Sometimes the dirty, rotten *&%#@%&#* NEEDED KILLING!
When a notorious criminal is executed: "He needed killing!"

citation needed 

Wikipedianese for 'bullshit'.
Jade Goody's death triggered an outpouring of grief across the United Kingdom citation needed
citation needed by Lord Grimcock February 7, 2010

Because Chico needed the money 

When a performer takes a job solely for the money.

Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.
"Why would Orson Wellles agree to be in that animated Transformers movie?"

"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"

Citation Needed 

A disclaimer for any time you quote something from Wikipedia as fact. Acknowledges that it isn't the world's most "reliable" source, but it's still good enough for you to use.
Drew: I heard the old Red Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers is gay, citation needed.

Cody: Yeah, I heard that elephant populations have tripled in three years, citation needed.
Citation Needed by SIRdroosef May 22, 2009
Word of the Day on May 12, 2010

citation needed 

One of the Wikipedia's most used phrases. Means that the wikipedian who wrote something before it, could be putting his/her own point of view or even lying.
Mourinho is going to be a manager for England national soccer team. (citation needed)
citation needed by abdullais4u January 4, 2008
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