mourinho
mourinho by hurrrrrdurrrrr February 8, 2012
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Person 1: This manager is shit!
Person 2: I know he is such a Mourinho!
Person 3: Jose's bus has lost again, lost again, lost again!
Person 2: I know he is such a Mourinho!
Person 3: Jose's bus has lost again, lost again, lost again!
Mourinho by Walter Samuel January 8, 2019
Jose Mario Mourinho
An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.
Jose Mario Mourinho by fatso101 May 27, 2011
Jose Mourinho
Jose Mourinho by Someone 00 June 1, 2022
jose mourinho
Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.
Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.
Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.
jose mourinho by starky October 21, 2007
Do a Mourinho
Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.
Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs
Do a Mourinho by Ranszy October 17, 2019
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