NAStarded

Thinking that NASCAR or stock car racing is a real sport.

Driving in circles is a sport? You are so NAStarded!

by Person With Sense February 7, 2010

Nestanded

Nestanded - nest•ond•eyd, verb

1. To cowardly flee the scene of an accident you caused, usually when drunk.

2. The act of committing vehicular hit and run when intoxicated.

3. To avoid serious criminal charges involving a hit and run by hiring expensive lawyers and coming up with weak excuses.

1. After a night of heavy drinking at two bars, Gabby hit a pedestrian and Nestanded the scene to hide her BMW and sober up later.

2. The innocent pedestrian died after being Nestanded by a drunk, rich girl in a BMW.

3. Although the evidence clearly supported intoxicated manslaughter and failure to stop and render aid, the defendant Nestanded herself by claiming she was checking the alarm on her phone when she was struck by a rock or a deer.

by AustinTexan March 13, 2013

nastards

Way to say: "Nasty Bastards!"

After moo kicked Tang, she went insane and started calling us nastards!!11one!

by Carzum October 17, 2009

bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

by niggakooch August 18, 2009

Nigtarded

(Adj or noun) something preposterously stupid, outrageous or "totes cray" (in a bad way)

"Why are you jerking off with a cactus. That shit nigtarded"

by Half a slap February 4, 2016

wastarded

When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.

Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!

by bumbobway May 21, 2006

nastardization

A neologism (made up word) combining "nasty" and "bastardization". Used to convey disgust at a silly or inappropriate running together of two or more words.

Ironically, "nastardization" is a nastardization in and of itself.

by ViperGeek January 23, 2016