Nestanded 

Nestanded - nest•ond•eyd, verb

1. To cowardly flee the scene of an accident you caused, usually when drunk.

2. The act of committing vehicular hit and run when intoxicated.

3. To avoid serious criminal charges involving a hit and run by hiring expensive lawyers and coming up with weak excuses.

1. After a night of heavy drinking at two bars, Gabby hit a pedestrian and Nestanded the scene to hide her BMW and sober up later.

2. The innocent pedestrian died after being Nestanded by a drunk, rich girl in a BMW.

3. Although the evidence clearly supported intoxicated manslaughter and failure to stop and render aid, the defendant Nestanded herself by claiming she was checking the alarm on her phone when she was struck by a rock or a deer.

Nestanded by AustinTexan March 13, 2013

nertarded 

The coexistence of nerdy and retarded qualities. The act of utilizing higher intelligence to do or say stupid things

OMG, I can not believe he said that. He is so nertarded!

nertarded by BigDaddyDoz April 5, 2012

Newtarded 

Newtarded - n. new-tard, new-tard-ed, new-tards, new-tard-a-tion, newtarded, newtardation, newtard- 1)to be young and purposely retarded for no other reason then social acceptance. 2) To not have ANY parental guidance therefore becoming a complete dip shit, waste of space and useless in society. 3) to attempt to have SWAG yet think it is something other then what it meant in the original form which was an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay

Any person attempting to be cool or seek social acceptance by wearing their little sisters pants and yet still sagging them to their asses which looks like shit to begin with are newtarded.

Newtarded by Soul drifting dad June 4, 2013

netarded

When an otherwise sensible and intelligent person is incapable of using the internet to its full advantage.

John, your netarded! Google it!

netarded by QuietDean April 25, 2005

nertarded 

its a cross with retarded and noob!!

emmanuel:
dude is it just me or is that guy nertarded
daniel:
i went somewhere and i saw a that was netarded
vanessa:
obviusly that guy nertared

nertarded by Alexandra&Nessaa!! April 16, 2009

NAStarded 

Thinking that NASCAR or stock car racing is a real sport.

Driving in circles is a sport? You are so NAStarded!

NAStarded by Person With Sense February 7, 2010

Netarded Rigger 

Someone who's black, retarded, and fucking annoying.
(example, Tyronejaquaviontaviousmocrillonioustilloncycrillionshacrease Bartholomew-June)

You netarded rigger

Netarded Rigger by tyronejaquaviontaviousmocrillo March 18, 2025