nertarded 

The coexistence of nerdy and retarded qualities. The act of utilizing higher intelligence to do or say stupid things

OMG, I can not believe he said that. He is so nertarded!

nertarded by BigDaddyDoz April 5, 2012

nertarded 

its a cross with retarded and noob!!

emmanuel:
dude is it just me or is that guy nertarded
daniel:
i went somewhere and i saw a that was netarded
vanessa:
obviusly that guy nertared

nertarded by Alexandra&Nessaa!! April 16, 2009

Nestanded 

Nestanded - nest•ond•eyd, verb

1. To cowardly flee the scene of an accident you caused, usually when drunk.

2. The act of committing vehicular hit and run when intoxicated.

3. To avoid serious criminal charges involving a hit and run by hiring expensive lawyers and coming up with weak excuses.

1. After a night of heavy drinking at two bars, Gabby hit a pedestrian and Nestanded the scene to hide her BMW and sober up later.

2. The innocent pedestrian died after being Nestanded by a drunk, rich girl in a BMW.

3. Although the evidence clearly supported intoxicated manslaughter and failure to stop and render aid, the defendant Nestanded herself by claiming she was checking the alarm on her phone when she was struck by a rock or a deer.

Nestanded by AustinTexan March 13, 2013

Nigtarded 

(Adj or noun) something preposterously stupid, outrageous or "totes cray" (in a bad way)

"Why are you jerking off with a cactus. That shit nigtarded"

Nigtarded by Half a slap February 4, 2016

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

bertarded 

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

bertarded by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

Pertarded 

Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.

''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.

Pertarded by See Dee June 16, 2010