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When you get so drunk, your behavior is that of a retard.
Man, I got so wastarded last night, I forgot my $500 camera in the club!
wastarded by bumbobway May 25, 2006

bastarded 

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.
Man, Tom is so bastarded.
bastarded by niggakooch August 18, 2009

wiitarded 

The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.
Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.
wiitarded by sizzalean February 4, 2007

wiitarded 

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.
Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.
wiitarded by MrDylanyay December 23, 2015

wiitarded 

Someone who has trouble playing with the Nintendo Wii. Someone who breaks something with the Wiimote.
He broke the T.V. with the Wiimote. He is Wiitarded.
wiitarded by Billeh1234 November 30, 2006

waytarded 

Waiting in line for windows phones with contracts is waytarded!
waytarded by seyfert December 11, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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