Nashtarded

One who becomes incapable of carrying on a normal conversation due to the need to blurt out random words, usually the names of professional athletes.

1)"Yeah, i asked what time he wanted to go to the gym and he answered: uh...Mickey Morandini."

"yeah, he's Nashtarded."

2)My roomate is Nashtarded.

by mike trivisonno April 8, 2008

NAStarded

Thinking that NASCAR or stock car racing is a real sport.

Driving in circles is a sport? You are so NAStarded!

by Person With Sense February 7, 2010

Nascarded

To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession

Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard

by Evilous Dark Power October 9, 2021

nastardd

a dumbass nigga that only takes dumbass takes

this nigga nastardd is slow

by midnightcrimson1 April 17, 2022

Tashtarded

The goblin energy of a Tasha who's inability to type coherently, not walk into walls and whether to push or pull a door knows no bounds

Oh god it's beyond 10pm she's getting tashtarded again
It's tashtard time

by Tryv January 28, 2025