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Je suis Monte 

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.
Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!
Je suis Monte by jaboigin October 29, 2018
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Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.

1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

They're high,😫⚠️ They're high😍 ⚠️They have✋🤯✨ dr0gas⚡️💥 dr0gas⚡️💥 las dr0gas ❗️❗️❗️LA MENTE😭🌿 LAS DR0GAS ❗️😡 LA MENTE💀❗️ 

Something Quackity said on stream.
They're high,😫⚠️ They're high😍 ⚠️They have✋🤯✨ dr0gas⚡️💥 dr0gas⚡️💥 las dr0gas ❗️❗️❗️LA MENTE😭🌿 LAS DR0GAS ❗️😡 LA MENTE💀❗️

Amish Mantel

A sexual position in which a man stands and holds a woman in an upside-down 69. Usually works best with a spinner.

Named so because he can rest his face on her oustretched legs, like a mantel, and her bush is on his chin and he looks Amish.
Man, look at the spinner. I'd like to build an Amish Mantel.
Amish Mantel by Alejandro Lupus August 1, 2010

montease 

1. (noun) Montgomery glands, or monties, that are partially visible underneath a woman's blouse or top. When in a private setting, the clothing might be transparent. But more often, a montease occurs in public, when an otherwise modest blouse allows the contours of the Montgomery glands to become visible, as bumps in the fabric.

2. (verb) to expose the contours of one's monties (Montgomery glands) with revealing clothing, especially when done deliberately, in public.
"When it gets cold, my girl's monties pucker up and show through a tight blouse, if the cloth is real thin. Sometimes, her monties show when it's not cold, it's just a sign that she's feeling hot." (LOL)

Overheard on the outdoor patio of a restaurant, as a cool fall breeze spread a chill over the crowd:
"Dern... I wonder if our waitress knows that her nips are doing a montease? It almost hurts to look."
"Yep... it's very difficult to look her in the eye... it's like she's flashing her high-beams!" (LOL)
montease by Casey Johns January 21, 2009
A Man who has reinvented himself and has chosen to live according to Love, Logic, Patience, and Forgiveness.
I have you seen Mantee? He's a one man team now.
Mantee by 1MT November 18, 2020