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montease 

1. (noun) Montgomery glands, or monties, that are partially visible underneath a woman's blouse or top. When in a private setting, the clothing might be transparent. But more often, a montease occurs in public, when an otherwise modest blouse allows the contours of the Montgomery glands to become visible, as bumps in the fabric.

2. (verb) to expose the contours of one's monties (Montgomery glands) with revealing clothing, especially when done deliberately, in public.
"When it gets cold, my girl's monties pucker up and show through a tight blouse, if the cloth is real thin. Sometimes, her monties show when it's not cold, it's just a sign that she's feeling hot." (LOL)

Overheard on the outdoor patio of a restaurant, as a cool fall breeze spread a chill over the crowd:
"Dern... I wonder if our waitress knows that her nips are doing a montease? It almost hurts to look."
"Yep... it's very difficult to look her in the eye... it's like she's flashing her high-beams!" (LOL)
montease by Casey Johns January 21, 2009
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montaser 

Amazing, victorious person. originated from the arabic language. Some one of great power and constant success. Most probably, more powerful, more awesome and more successful than anyone he encounters. quite legendary.
moots, montaser al qdah, montaser nsour, etc...
montaser by nuknuknikka December 9, 2009
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The Sex goddess of Montrose, mid evil Petty Queen
Don't mess around and get Montese
Montese by Montese December 20, 2016

Momteaser 

Something used to tease a mom. If chemistry is present, it can lead to a severe quarterloafing.
Greg whipped out his footlong momteaser.
Momteaser by Petricorps May 21, 2013
The most mustiness person on earth
Montese need deodorant
Montese by Rrgghnjjbss March 27, 2019

edwin montealegre

My lover and friend. The one i love the most with all my heart. The guy that makes my life much happier and makes it better.The only one i like to spend my time with. MY lover who I love talkin with and puts a smile on my face everytime i talk with.
I love you so much babe with all my heart, I cant stop thinkin about you. I love you n I love you everyday and everynight.

Montrease 

Montrease means: to be loyal, and down to earth. Will change your life in a positive way. Very intimate and understanding..will blow your back out no question.
You really are such a montrease and I love it 😍.
Montrease by Montrease November 22, 2021
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