monte

Something that is super cool or awesome.

That party last night was MONTE!! There were so many hot babes it was a lot of fun.

by shockey1489 October 26, 2009

monte

of superior quality.

That girl is sooo monte.

by one pin bun March 09, 2005

monte

a chevrolet monte carlo

i got the monte painted flip flop fukin blue

by sherlock edwards March 05, 2008

monte

a term used to describe the instance of when one walks in on their parents having sex (doggy style)

oh james pulled a monte last night

by fd;klgjdfgjkldfgjl; June 04, 2007

monte

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

by Josh January 12, 2004

Monte

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run through his veins and truth and comfort are the gifts he shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a Monte.

friend Monte

by camping2 February 02, 2010

mont

A tedious, arduous, or seemingly interminable task; often used to refer to a task imposed upon one by a person who is a "mont." Note that "mont" can also be used for other forms of nouns besides persons, such as objects that make a task unnecessarily difficult, and places that are unchill or difficult to reach.

"This application is sort of a mont"

"Driving that car is a real mont"

"Israel is a mont."

by illustrious degenerate March 19, 2005