Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.

1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.

Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

Montecristo 

When a stripper coppulates your thumb and then inserts said thumb into her asshole while in the context of a lap dance.

Gideon got montecristoed at the Cheetah Club last night and spent an inordinate amount of time washing his hands afterwards.

Montecristo by Ash666 May 29, 2016

Montecristo Finish 

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.

I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.

Montecristo Finish by Yo Momma Don't Care November 28, 2021

montecito 

a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.

Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink

montecito by Kick it 805 March 26, 2007

monte cristo 

Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.

This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.

monte cristo by SrBlanco January 24, 2005

I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito 

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.

“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”

I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito by albyeinstein April 10, 2022

The Count of Monte Cristo 

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.

My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.

The Count of Monte Cristo by Beanie ❤︎ November 6, 2022