Later named Murrieta is located in Southern California's Inland Empire. Everyone who has a drivers license in this town has received a speeding ticket or a stop sign ticket by one of murrtowns douchie cops who hide behind bushes and small children to give tickets to old ladies and small children at the skate park. Most
kids in high school are either jocks hoping to go to some
college at the beach or out of state or dgaf bromiester scene rats taking everything from prescription pills to bong rips of DMT. More professional motocross riders live here than anywhere in the world, the metal mulisha was originated in Murrtowns neighbor city TeeMec and there are more lifted trucks on every street than an Indian reservation. Tons of hot blonde chicks drive white Scions with
Dior shades and if you hit up Old Town on a thursday night you have about 35% better chance of getting laid(though the women may be older than your mom). Tom Cruise is rumored to have a house in Greer Ranch and Pro skater Johnny Layton mastered most of his skills at the MurrPark Located on Cal Oaks. Mad
kids are always running around the colony is the capital of
golf for old people world wide. Most people in Murrtown complain about being
bored allot and having nothing to do when they cant throw a party in there
parents house so they post definitions on websites like this one to save themselves from the terrible
death of
masturbation.
MurrTown blows, lets take a trip to the
bay and come back with a sheet of Lucy.
The last
time I went to MurrTown I got crabs.
I swear god the next
time I'm in MurrTown I'm bustin out my nine and bustin a cap in that pigs ass.