Burrito

When you roll yourself in a think blanket/comforter to the point where you make yourself look like a burrito.

Tonight I am going Burrito and watch some Netflix tonight.

by UbERmaN3221 November 04, 2015

Burrito

The act of taking your blankets and rolling yourself up in them nice and tight. To perform the act, you "burrito" or you are "burrito-ing"

I am a burrito right now.

by sparklyunikorn March 08, 2014

Burrito

A mexican sandwich, usually used to describe the most beautiful conglomeration of meats, vegetables, and salsas you have every laid your eyes on. Every inch of their beautiful golden tortillas (pronounced tor-TEE-ya for you uncultured walnuts out there) is gorgeous and flavorful. The best burritos must be picked ripely from the burrito tree, found exculsively in the rolling hills of Chihuahua, Mexico. Anyone may purchase one of these gifts from the gods from a taco bell or chipotle, and each will be amazing. If they are not amazing, you have the right to murder the people who sold it to you, for they have deprived you of divine succulence.

My burrito was shit, so i blew up the Chiptole.

by Marquitoswag March 05, 2015

Burrito

The act of wrapping someone up tightly in a blanket so that they are fully constrained and then proceeding to fuck their face

I totally burrito-ed that chick!

by tofujones January 02, 2010

Burrito

when a white girl has sex with her mexican lover.
white on the outside, brown on the inside ;

Oh wow chickita you are such a burrito...

by Babyfox May 24, 2009

Burrito

A substance who's nonexistence would cause suicide on a global scale

Carl: Dude, I want a burrito.
Sean: Yeah man if I go another week without one I'd kill myself

by cox'n'dix October 18, 2010

Burrito

Burritoing occurs when two people are laying in bed and one spontaneously jumps on the other, tossing and spinning aggressively. Sheets and blankets can be involved to complete the burrito effect, wrapping the other person in a bed burrito.

The burrito can happen at any time and is most effective when unexpected. Burritoing is a sign of deep affection, love and extreme sexual attraction.

Fear my Burrito, Vat!!! We were watching Cobra Kai, so it was the perfect time to get you with my burrito.

by MisterPicklesss July 23, 2019